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Jokes Date: April 20, 2020

Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.

Coronavirus mask

Coronavirus has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 59 years and fools still don't use a condom.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.

Send this joke to ten of your friends

Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!

So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""

Tell me a good joke

Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde.

Chuck Norris cobra joke

True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.