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Jokes Date: April 20, 2020

Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.

Chuck Norris answer

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris

Can I ask you a question?

Can I ask you a question? You just did.

Get drunk and scream

I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.

Drink beer all day

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.

I love chemistry

Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution. I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.