Date: April 20, 2020
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.
Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!
So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!