Date: April 20, 2020
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.
Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.
Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.
Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I.
I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!