COVID-19 memes

Jokes Date: March 11, 2020

Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.

I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.

COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500

So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

Jokes Date: January 1, 2020

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin!...

Jokes Date: March 10, 2020

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell...

Jokes Date: February 3, 2020

Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again...

Jokes Date: February 10, 2020

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an...