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Jokes Date: March 11, 2020

Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.

Serious relationship

I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.

COVID-19 2020 joke

COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500

International Women's Day

So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

Coronavirus book

I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.

Stay at home jokes

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

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