Date: March 11, 2020
Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.
Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.
I work to buy a car to go to work
What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one