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Date: March 11, 2020
Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500
So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.