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Jokes Date: March 10, 2020

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

Home alone jokes

Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

COVID-19 meme

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Coronavirus vaccine

Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.