Date: March 10, 2020
Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Alcohol kills Coronavirus just on your hands. Don't try it on your liver.
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.