Date: March 10, 2020
Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.