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Jokes Date: March 10, 2020

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Did you take a shower today?

Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing

Chuck Norris shot down a plane

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol!

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.

What do you want for Christmas?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

COVID-19 caught Chuck Norris

Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days

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