Date: March 10, 2020
Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!
Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.
Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days