Date: March 14, 2020
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one
I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Black olives matters. This is not a conspiracy theory. The antioxidant nutrients in black olives impede this oxidation of cholesterol, thereby helping to prevent heart disease. Olives do contain fat, but it's the healthy monounsaturated kind, which has been found to shrink the risk of atherosclerosis and increase good cholesterol.