Date: March 14, 2020
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.
Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again
Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to drink for all the national and local women as well
MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.