Date: March 14, 2020
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.
On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
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Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...
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