Date: March 28, 2020
Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead
We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget.