Date: March 28, 2020
Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
COVID-19 cases by country:
Russia: Confirmed cases:0, deaths:45
If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.