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Jokes Date: April 16, 2020

After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.

A woman reported her husband to the police

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all.

Gentlemen don't exist anymore

To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry.

COVID jokes

COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.

Life is meaningless

Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent

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