Date: April 16, 2020
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I.
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.
I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.
Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.