Date: April 16, 2020
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife