COVID-19 lockdown jokes

Jokes Date: April 16, 2020

After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see

Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie

This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend

Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.

Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife

Jokes Date: March 12, 2020

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...

Jokes Date: April 14, 2020

COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1...

Jokes Date: January 27, 2020

Can I ask you a question? You just did....

Jokes Date: March 2, 2020

I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to drink for all the national and local women as ...