COVID-19 lockdown jokes

Jokes Date: April 16, 2020

After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see

I know a guy who became a millionaire after buying Bitcoin. Before that, he was a billionaire.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!

We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.

If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

Jokes Date: February 13, 2020

I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car par...

Jokes Date: March 4, 2020

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since....

Jokes Date: February 9, 2020

Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing...

Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too...