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Jokes Date: April 16, 2020

After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see

Hey, you wanna hear a joke?

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I.

What do you want for Christmas?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

Traffic cop to the speeding driver

I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.

Female alien invasion hoax

Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.