Date: April 16, 2020
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
I know a guy who became a millionaire after buying Bitcoin. Before that, he was a billionaire.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!
We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.
If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.