Date: March 9, 2020
What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.
What did the robbers say to Santa? Nothing, Those gifts were from parents.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.