Date: March 9, 2020
What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.
If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge!
How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new vaccine factory.
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.