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Jokes Date: March 9, 2020

What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.

Vladimir Putin airport joke

Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.

Coronavirus vaccine

Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.

Drink beer all day

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.

Donald trump injecting disinfectant jokes

On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!

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