What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open
Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.
Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.
How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.
I am very ill, you have to help me out! Certainly, get out, please?
Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sources that it is an improved version.
COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days
COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.
COVID-19 cases by country:
Russia: Confirmed cases:0, deaths:45
Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!
Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.
Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Relieve stress in tough Coronavirus times. Stress makes you fat
"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."
Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead
How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.
A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.
What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500
Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.