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COVID-19 jokes

What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.

COVID-19 transmission

Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.

COVID-19 joke

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes

Chuck Norris caught the COVID-19

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open

COVID-19 meme

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

COVID-19 treatment

A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

COVID-19 memes

Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.

COVID-19 cure

How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.

Chuck Norris COVID-19

Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.

COVID-19 caught Chuck Norris

Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days

COVID-19 Measures

Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: "If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table.

Covid 19 fun

I am very ill, you have to help me out! Certainly, get out, please?

COVID-20 jokes

Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sources that it is an improved version.

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris

COVID-19 was exposed to Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 144 days

COVID jokes

COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.

COVID-19 deaths by country

COVID-19 cases by country: Russia: Confirmed cases:0, deaths:45

COVID-19 vaccine

Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!

COVID-19 humor

Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.

COVID-19 puns

Patient: This vaccine Will it hurt me, doctor? Doctor: Only when you get my bill

COVID-19 funny

We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.

COVID-19 Self-Isolation, Quarantine and Social Distancing joke

We have found another solution to stay at home. Bull running.

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

COVID-19 gags

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

COVID-19 pranks

Relieve stress in tough Coronavirus times. Stress makes you fat

COVID-19 patient zero

"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."

COVID-19 mask

Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead

Jokes about COVID-19

How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.

Knock knock COVID-19

A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.

COVID-19 isolation

What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday

COVID-19 immunity

How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.

COVID-19 holidays

In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.

COVID-19 test

Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.

COVID-19 2020 joke

COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500

COVID-19 husband and wife isolation jokes

Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

COVID-19 lockdown jokes

After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see

COVID-19 messages

Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.

Coronavirus COVID-19 jokes

Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning. This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20. World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
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