Date: March 9, 2020
I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes
I cant stop drinking about you.
Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.