Date: March 9, 2020
I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.
Coronavirus has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 59 years and fools still don't use a condom.
COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.
I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.