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Jokes Date: March 9, 2020

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes

I can't stop drinking

I cant stop drinking about you.

Hantavirus joke

Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.

Take a bus home after you drink

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

Chuck Norris caught the COVID-19

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open

Stay at home jokes

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

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