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Jokes Date: March 9, 2020

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes

COVID-19 lockdown jokes

After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see

Underwear at the table

Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.

Coronavirus mask

Coronavirus has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 59 years and fools still don't use a condom.

Coronavirus isolation statistics joke

COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.

Traffic cop to the speeding driver

I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.