COVID-19 joke

Jokes Date: March 9, 2020

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.

After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see

I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.

A long joke: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

Jokes Date: February 10, 2020

I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television....

Jokes Date: March 7, 2020

Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution. I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes ...

Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill...

Jokes Date: April 15, 2020

Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have t...