COVID-19 joke

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Jokes Date: March 9, 2020

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes

Coronavirus cure

Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Smoking is like licking an ashtray

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.