COVID-19 joke

Jokes Date: March 9, 2020

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes

I cant stop drinking about you.

Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

Jokes Date: April 15, 2020

Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have t...

Jokes Date: January 10, 2020

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I kn...

Jokes Date: February 13, 2020

A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't...

Jokes Date: November 18, 2019

How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!...