Date: March 9, 2020
I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes
Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.
How to become millionaire buying Bitcoin? First, you must be a billionaire.