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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday

God, why did you make woman so beautiful?

A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.

COVID-19 test

Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.

Say no to alcohol

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

Chuck Norris donates blood

Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own

Coronavirus vaccine

Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.

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