Date: March 28, 2020
What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday
A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.