Date: March 28, 2020
What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday
How to make money online with a single click? Click TURN OFF your computer and go to work at your job. The break is over!
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)