Date: March 28, 2020
What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
How to become millionaire buying Bitcoin? First, you must be a billionaire.
COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.
How do you make Kim Jong-un laugh? Tickle his armpits!
COVID-19 cases by country:
Russia: Confirmed cases:0, deaths:45