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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday

Trump to fire Fauci jokes

Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force? Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood. New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle. He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.

The way to a woman's heart

What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife

Coronavirus news

News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.

Bitcoin joke

I know a guy who became a millionaire after buying Bitcoin. Before that, he was a billionaire.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force

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