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Date: March 24, 2020
COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.
Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.
Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.