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Jokes Date: March 24, 2020

COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.

Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus

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Take a bus home after you drink

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COVID-19 patient zero

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COVID-19 immunity

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