Date: March 28, 2020
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.
If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.
If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge!
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.
Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog.
Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.