Date: March 28, 2020
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.
Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes
Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."
Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days
Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America