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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.

COVID-19 vaccine

Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!

COVID-19 funny

We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.

Tell me when you have orgasm

Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."

Trump to fire Fauci jokes

Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force? Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood. New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle. He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up