Date: March 28, 2020
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.
Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."
Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force?
Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle.
He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up