Date: March 28, 2020
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...
Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!