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COVID-19 husband and wife isolation jokes

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Jokes Date: April 15, 2020

Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.

Valentine's day gift

This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend

I drink quite well

My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well

COVID-19 immunity

How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

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