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Jokes Date: April 15, 2020

Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Chuck Norris answer

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

I hate pussies

I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.

COVID-19 vaccine

Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!

Never make the same mistake twice

Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure...