Date: March 17, 2020
Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.
What did the robbers say to Santa? Nothing, Those gifts were from parents.
They say I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj
Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the Big Bang.