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Jokes Date: March 17, 2020

Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

How to become millionaire buying Bitcoin?

How to become millionaire buying Bitcoin? First, you must be a billionaire.

Toilet paper lack

What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.

What did the rat say to the cat?

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

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