Date: March 17, 2020
Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.
Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes
I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.
If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge!