Date: March 17, 2020
Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.
How to become millionaire buying Bitcoin? First, you must be a billionaire.
What does Bill Gates when he lacks toilet paper? He uses $100 (one hundred) bills.
What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.