Date: March 26, 2020
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
Coronavirus has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 59 years and fools still don't use a condom.