Date: March 26, 2020
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?
Chemistry says alcohol is a solution.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!
I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to drink for all the national and local women as well
Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.