Date: March 26, 2020
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.
What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.