Date: March 26, 2020
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.
I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
How to become millionaire buying Bitcoin? First, you must be a billionaire.
How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!