Date: March 22, 2020
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!
Which came first the chicken or the egg? The Adam rooster