Date: March 22, 2020
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500
What did the robbers say to Santa? Nothing, Those gifts were from parents.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.
Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.