Date: March 22, 2020
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!
I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.
Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one