Date: March 22, 2020
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!
There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend