Date: March 22, 2020
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open
Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.