Date: March 15, 2020
I am very ill, you have to help me out! Certainly, get out, please?
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.
Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!
If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.
Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes