Covid 19 fun

Jokes Date: March 15, 2020

I am very ill, you have to help me out! Certainly, get out, please?

Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.

My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.

Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up

How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.

Jokes Date: March 25, 2020

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescrib...

Jokes Date: January 5, 2020

Eat under the table! You haven't underwear....

Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

I only drink twice a year: When it's my birthday, and when it's not...

Jokes Date: November 15, 2019

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot....