Date: March 15, 2020
I am very ill, you have to help me out! Certainly, get out, please?
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.
My wife Googled "how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter" and now she won't let me stay home alone.
Valentine's Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up
How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.