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Date: March 17, 2020
COVID-19 cases by country:
Russia: Confirmed cases:0, deaths:45
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell
Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.