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Jokes Date: March 11, 2020

How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.

Vladimir Putin airport joke

Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America

Chuck Norris and Superman

Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

Experiment in the bedroom

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.

What did the rat say to the cat?

What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.

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