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Jokes Date: March 11, 2020

How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.

Jokes about COVID-19

How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.

Does a cow give milk?

Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.

Pour two beers in one glass

If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.

Send this joke to ten of your friends

Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!

So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious""

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