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Jokes Date: March 11, 2020

How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.

Chuck Norris shot down a plane

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!

Call me handsome

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

Ashamed of what I do this weekend

I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

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