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COVID-19 caught Chuck Norris

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Jokes Date: March 14, 2020

Bad news for Coronavirus. It caught Chuck Norris. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days

Let's make love

A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's make love!

I hate pussies

I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.

COVID-19 isolation

What's the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday

COVID-19 immunity

How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.

Love yourself, just don't do it in public

Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior

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