Date: April 14, 2020
COVID-19 isolation updated statistics: confirmed cases: 0, beaten by wife: 3000, beaten by police: 1500
I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.
I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.
What kind of fun does a priest have? None ....