Date: March 5, 2020
Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the Big Bang.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.