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Jokes Date: March 5, 2020

Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

Knock knock COVID-19

A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.

Drink beer all day

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.

Trump to fire Fauci jokes

Why would Donald Trump want to dismiss dr.Anthony Fauci from the White House Coronavirus Task Force? Keeping him means he'd need to lockdown in a smaller house in a black neighborhood. New members proposed: Dr.Alban, dr. Dre, Dr. Oetker, or Dr. Dolittle. He states that he is not a fan of them but prefers music in quarantine instead of vaccination.

I have 5000 FB friends

I have 5000 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like none of them...