Date: March 5, 2020
Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.
What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force
What kind of fun does a priest have? None ....
Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.