Date: March 5, 2020
Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.
I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.