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Jokes Date: March 3, 2020

The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages. Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.

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