Date: March 3, 2020
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!
Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...
Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior