Date: March 3, 2020
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge!
Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.
If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?
I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!
Which came first the chicken or the egg? The Adam rooster