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Jokes Date: March 3, 2020

The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages. Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.

Black olives matters jokes

Black olives matters. This is not a conspiracy theory. The antioxidant nutrients in black olives impede this oxidation of cholesterol, thereby helping to prevent heart disease. Olives do contain fat, but it's the healthy monounsaturated kind, which has been found to shrink the risk of atherosclerosis and increase good cholesterol.

Chuck Norris walks on the sun

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

Bitcoin joke

I know a guy who became a millionaire after buying Bitcoin. Before that, he was a billionaire.

Coronavirus COVID-19 jokes

Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning. This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20. World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.