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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

Doctor DoLittle, Doctor Oetker, Doctor Alban, and The Cure band are offering medical support against COVID-19.

Smoking is like licking an ashtray

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

COVID-19 test

Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.

I have a drinking problem

They say I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!

COVID-19 meme

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Pour two beers in one glass

If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.

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