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Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

Doctor DoLittle, Doctor Oetker, Doctor Alban, and The Cure band are offering medical support against COVID-19.

Let's make love

A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's make love!

I forgot to pee

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

COVID-19 immunity

How come Donald Trump never get sick? He has diplomatic immunity.

Valentine's day flower shop

If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?

Why did the squirrel cross the road?

Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.

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