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Jokes Date: March 4, 2020

News: Don't panic about Coronavirus, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.

Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

I would tell a joke about COVID-19... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing

Jokes Date: April 15, 2020

Self-isolation day 10: -Where is your wife? -In the yard. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have t...

Jokes Date: November 9, 2019

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?...

Jokes Date: March 11, 2020

Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze....

Jokes Date: March 28, 2020

Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead...