Date: March 12, 2020
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Doctor DoLittle, Doctor Oetker, Doctor Alban, and The Cure band are offering medical support against COVID-19.
I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too
I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to drink for all the national and local women as well
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?