Date: March 12, 2020
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!
How to make money online with a single click? Click TURN OFF your computer and go to work at your job. The break is over!