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Jokes Date: March 12, 2020

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus

Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus. The virus is healthy at the moment. It paid a lot for his treatment.

I love chemistry

Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution. I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.

I hate pussies

I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.

Call me handsome

Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.

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