Date: March 12, 2020
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.
My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better.
Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.