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Jokes Date: March 12, 2020

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?

Why did you put a slug

Wife: Fred, why did you put a slug in my mother's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

Boris Johnson circus talent

The director of the Piccadilly circus stated that a talent like Boris Johnson is born once every 1000 years.

My ex-wife still misses me

My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better.

Female alien invasion hoax

Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye.

Does a cow give milk?

Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.

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