Date: March 10, 2020
Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell
Alcohol kills Coronavirus just on your hands. Don't try it on your liver.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Which came first the chicken or the egg? The Adam rooster
Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure...
Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!