Date: March 10, 2020
Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!
Good jokes about Coronavirus will most likely go viral And only 50% die laughing.
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife