Date: March 10, 2020
Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell
"I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero."
I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife. My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know that's why I'm doing it to her!
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!
How to make money online with a single click? Click TURN OFF your computer and go to work at your job. The break is over!
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.