Date: January 31, 2020
I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.
How come Macaulay Culkin never get sick? Because he stays home alone.
What's the difference between Corona Beer and COVID-19? COVID-19 has effect.
This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.