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Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.

Chuck Norris shot down a plane

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!

Alcoholics need a drink

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one

Underwear at the table

Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.

I forgot to pee

Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: "We gotta go back, I forgot to pee." The other one replies: "No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!

What do you want for Christmas?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

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