Date: March 3, 2020
Good jokes about Coronavirus will most likely go viral And only 50% die laughing.
Vladimir Putin arrives at a Germain airport. The officer asks him: Nationality? Putin replies Russian. The officer: Occupation? Putin: No, no, just visiting.
COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.