Date: March 7, 2020
Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.
Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
If Trump remains, I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.
Chemistry stated that alcohol is a solution.
I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.
Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.