Date: March 7, 2020
Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
Boss sent me a message the other day: Send me some funny messages. I replied: I'm working right now, I will send you later. Boss: hahaha..send me another one
What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.
What kind of fun does a priest have? None ....