Date: March 7, 2020
Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.
I asked the librarian for a book on the Coronavirus. She said, "It's in Asia at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days by cargo.
I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.
If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge!
Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior
Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?