Date: March 4, 2020
Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Coronavirus.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.
Don't ask God to cure the Coronavirus. He's too busy finding you some lotto numbers.
Which came first the chicken or the egg? The Adam rooster
Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sources that it is an improved version.
I am very ill, you have to help me out! Certainly, get out, please?