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Date: April 23, 2020
Chuck Norris's favorite drink during the pandemic. He drinks COVID-19 each morning.
This is a so-called mutation of the virus into a more aggressive one: CHUCK-20.
World Health Organization, (WHO) declared this is the worst virus ever.
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her.
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend
This morning I was beaten by a woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" I don't remember much after that.
So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sources that it is an improved version.