Date: February 13, 2020
I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.
Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.
Tell me a good joke! You don't get it, blonde.
Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.
Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again
My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.