Date: February 13, 2020
I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.
I work to buy a car to go to work
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior
A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone.
Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says "is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second cookie says "holy shit! A talking cookie