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Jokes Date: February 8, 2020

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

Chuck Norris underpants

Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)

Iran disabling their nuclear program

Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...