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Chuck Norris walks on the sun

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Jokes Date: February 8, 2020

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

How to cure constipation

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure constipation

I play with my hair

I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.

I have a gun. Get in the van!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!

Drink beer all day

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will be siting a boat and drink beer all day.

Chuck Norris COVID-19

Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.

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