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Jokes Date: February 8, 2020

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

Coronavirus joke

The Coronavirus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about. It can't be transmitted by your own hand.

Chuck Norris COVID-19

Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.

COVID-19 pranks

Relieve stress in tough Coronavirus times. Stress makes you fat

Coronavirus symptoms

The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages. Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.

Chuck Norris answer

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris