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Jokes Date: February 8, 2020

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.

A long joke

A long joke: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

Googles Chuck Norris email address

Google made an email address at Chuck Norris: gmail@chucknorris.com. The corporation is very satisfied with his services. They state that he is number one at the top of the email technology.

Coronavirus cure

Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Coronavirus.

Chuck Norris cobra joke

True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

Traffic cop to the speeding driver

I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.