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Jokes Date: January 16, 2020

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!

COVID-19 treatment

A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.

Ashamed of what I do this weekend

I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

Donald trump injecting disinfectant jokes

On Thursday, President Trump suggested that scientists look into disinfectant as a way to destroy the coronavirus inside the body. On Friday, he said he was being sarcastic to reporters, even though he wasn't looking at reporters after being asked.

COVID-19 humor

Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.