Date: March 12, 2020
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.
Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent