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Jokes Date: March 12, 2020

Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I ask you a question? You just did.

Eat with your fingers

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

I play with my hair

I play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem.

My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist.

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