Date: March 12, 2020
Chuck Norris got something for a bad headache: a roundhouse kick. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.
I am very ill, you have to help me out! Certainly, get out, please?
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.