Date: January 6, 2020
If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.
Can I ask you a question? You just did.
I cant stop drinking about you.
Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!
What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.
Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!
I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020..
Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!