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Jokes Date: January 6, 2020

If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.

Two types of people in this world

There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.

Chuck Norris cannot love

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill

Home alone jokes

Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Tell me when you have orgasm

Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."