Date: January 6, 2020
If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un... We could write the North Korean Official Website.
COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.
If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.
Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.
I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to drink for all the national and local women as well
Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes