Date: March 12, 2020
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
Self-isolation day 100: -Where is your husband? -In the garden. -But I don't see him. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.