Date: March 12, 2020
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force
A long joke:
If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?
Coronavirus has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 59 years and fools still don't use a condom.
I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television.