Date: March 12, 2020
Chuck Norris can cure the COVID-19. There are no viruses in heaven.
I am very ill, you have to help me out! Certainly, get out, please?
How many apples grow on trees? All of them
COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.
I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.
COVID-19 isolation statistics: confirmed cases: 0, deaths: 0, divorces: 1000.