Date: April 1, 2020
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.
In 2020 there are the longest holidays. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays.