Date: April 1, 2020
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!
What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force
If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?
So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
Pandemic tips: don't get COVID-19! Wait for Hantavirus. We have information that it is an updated version.