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Jokes Date: April 1, 2020

True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

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