Date: April 1, 2020
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.
Don't expect a "bless you" after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin!
I cant stop drinking about you.
Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...