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Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus

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Jokes Date: March 4, 2020

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.

Chuck Norris can touch this

MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.

Coronavirus meme

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell

Feeding your cat a vegan diet

Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans into very small chunks first.

Smoking is like licking an ashtray

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

Black olives matters jokes

Black olives matters. This is not a conspiracy theory. The antioxidant nutrients in black olives impede this oxidation of cholesterol, thereby helping to prevent heart disease. Olives do contain fat, but it's the healthy monounsaturated kind, which has been found to shrink the risk of atherosclerosis and increase good cholesterol.

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