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Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus

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Jokes Date: March 4, 2020

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.

Tell me when you have orgasm

Husband asked his wife: "why don't you tell me when you have orgasm?" She replied: "because I don't like calling you at work."

Coronavirus puns

Doctor DoLittle, Doctor Oetker, Doctor Alban, and The Cure band are offering medical support against COVID-19.

Chuck Norris underpants

Michael Jackson wears Chuck Norris underpants, too. (see Superman)

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Chuck Norris cannot love

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill

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