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Date: March 4, 2020
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.
MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.
Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell
Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans into very small chunks first.
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
Black olives matters. This is not a conspiracy theory. The antioxidant nutrients in black olives impede this oxidation of cholesterol, thereby helping to prevent heart disease. Olives do contain fat, but it's the healthy monounsaturated kind, which has been found to shrink the risk of atherosclerosis and increase good cholesterol.