Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus
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Jokes Date: March 4, 2020
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.
I have a gun. Get in the van!
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!Smoking is like licking an ashtray
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.I have a drinking problem
They say I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?
How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!Breathing trouble
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!TOP MEMES:
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