Joke.games

Jokes, news, entertainment

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus

Joke.games » Jokes » Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus

Jokes Date: March 4, 2020

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.

I have a gun. Get in the van!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!

Smoking is like licking an ashtray

I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.

I have a drinking problem

They say I have a drinking problem I find it incredibly easy to drink!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!

Breathing trouble

Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

← Go Back