Date: January 31, 2020
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill
I must admit, my coronavirus T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car parking.
Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
Chuck Norris's tears cure coronavirus... Too bad he has never cried.
Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.