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Chuck Norris cannot love

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Jokes Date: January 31, 2020

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill

Did you take a shower today?

Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing

Chuck Norris can touch this

MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.

I can't stop drinking

I cant stop drinking about you.

COVID-19 test

Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.

Traffic cop to the speeding driver

I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.

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