Date: January 31, 2020
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill
Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing
MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.
I cant stop drinking about you.
Babe, babe! I am so hot today! You have to make your COVID-19 test as soon as possible.
I'll have to report you sir" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense officer" declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes.