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Date: January 28, 2020
MC Hammer recorded another version of "Can't touch this" after Chuck Norris touched it.
What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot.
The symptoms of Coronavirus can include runny nose, headache, cough, sore throat, fever, a general feeling of being unwell. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages.
Relax! You are not ill but avoid close contact with her.
Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!
What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar.
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus recently. He holds the virus hostage ever since.