Date: February 1, 2020
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.
A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.
Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.