Date: February 1, 2020
Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
What did the robbers say to Santa? Nothing, Those gifts were from parents.
Too bad Boris Johnson never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game-changer.
Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sources that it is an improved version.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?