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Jokes Date: February 1, 2020

Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.

Never make the same mistake twice

Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure...

COVID-19 quarantine

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable COVID-19. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit, the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

COVID-19 vaccine

Breakthrough vaccine for COVID-19 has been found....eat two cloves of garlic every day. It's useless, doesn't kill the virus, but keeps everyone who can transmit it to you... a safe distance away!

Love at first sight

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

Valentine's day gift

This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend

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