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Jokes Date: February 1, 2020

Chuck Norris is 80 but has the body an 18-year-old... In the suitcase.

How I view lesbian relationships

I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.

God, why did you make woman so beautiful?

A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you.

Breathing trouble

Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

Michael Jackson's face

Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face, coz he stole his underpants.

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