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Jokes Date: March 11, 2020

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking. Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!

I work to buy a car to go to work

I work to buy a car to go to work

COVID-19 mask

Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever get COVID-19? Because he's dead

Drinking joke

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So, I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.

Where is your husband?

Self-isolation day 100: -Where is your husband? -In the garden. -But I don't see him. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Breathing trouble

Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

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