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Jokes Date: March 11, 2020

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking. Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!

COVID-19 transmission

Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.

Why did the squirrel cross the road?

Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.

Experiment in the bedroom

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.

Chuck Norris caught the COVID-19

Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open

What do you want for Christmas?

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

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