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Date: March 11, 2020
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!
Beware of butt kissers! Coronavirus can be transmitted by ass kissing.
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.
My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.
Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus. He can sneeze with his eyes open
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.