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Date: March 11, 2020
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all.
How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!
Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year
Received a message from him, "come quickly to me, there's nobody home." I went. Indeed, there was no one.
Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Coronavirus.