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Jokes Date: March 11, 2020

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking. Happy anniversary Chuck Norris!

My wife and I will try anal

If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge!

A fire chief died

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "Youll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir."While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief.

A blonde and an Airbus A380

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Breathing trouble

Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The Adam rooster

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