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Jokes Date: January 27, 2020

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force

Why did the squirrel cross the road?

Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get to the other side.

A fire chief died

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get into the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "Youll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir."While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief.

Bitcoin joke

I know a guy who became a millionaire after buying Bitcoin. Before that, he was a billionaire.

Coronavirus cure

Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Coronavirus.