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Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol!

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Jokes Date: December 17, 2019

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

The way to a woman's heart

What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife

International Women Day

I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to drink for all the national and local women as well

I hate pussies

I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.

Alcohol kills Coronavirus

Alcohol kills Coronavirus just on your hands. Don't try it on your liver.

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