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Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol!

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Jokes Date: December 17, 2019

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

COVID-19 meme

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

COVID

My cat just sneezed directly into my eyeballs so I'll probably be dead soon. Goodbye, guys. No, you can't have my stuff.

COVID jokes

COVID-19 statistics: Forget about COVID jokes. The worst virus is CHUCK-NORRIS-20. There is no quarantine, only death.

I have a gun. Get in the van!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van!

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