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Date: December 17, 2019
Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.
We have found the solution to stay at home. Release the lions over the street.
So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
True fact! Chuck Norris made a 'Chuck Norris joke' in The Expendables 2 with Sylvester Stallone. The original joke is: Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris
Well, ladies Valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again