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Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol!

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Jokes Date: December 17, 2019

Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.

My wife left a note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working, I'm going to my mom's", Goodbye!", but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it.

Jokes about COVID-19

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COVID-19 puns

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Boris Johnson circus talent

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Iran disabling their nuclear program

Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, "10, 9, 8...

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