Category Results: Jokes
Chuck Norris went skydiving
Category: Jokes Date: February 9, 2020Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund...
Does a cow give milk?
Category: Jokes Date: January 22, 2020Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her....
Feeding your cat a vegan diet
Category: Jokes Date: December 19, 2019Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans into very small chunks first....
What does the US military and a fart have in common?
Category: Jokes Date: December 7, 2019What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force...
Smoking is like licking an ashtray
Category: Jokes Date: February 10, 2020I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied....
Trump reelection
Category: Jokes Date: January 31, 2020If Trump remains, I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel...
Elon Musk discovery
Category: Jokes Date: February 6, 2020Elon Musk: It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog....
I drink quite well
Category: Jokes Date: January 30, 2020My friends think I have a drinking problem. So I told them: no, I actually think I drink quite well...
Valentine's day gift
Category: Jokes Date: February 6, 2020This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend...
Virgin Islands trip
Category: Jokes Date: February 6, 2020I just came back from my trip to the Virgin Islands... Now they just call them the Pregnant Islands....