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Jokes Date: April 4, 2020

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain speaking. I have good news: today I am operating the plane safely from home. The bad news is that we have no approved landings due to the global pandemic and we are out of fuel.

COVID-19 humor

Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly COVID-19 virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but now I understand how pandemics start.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I ask you a question? You just did.

A woman reported her husband to the police

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all.

Coronavirus vaccine

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How to keep an asshole in suspense?

Do you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!

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