Date: February 22, 2020
I cant stop drinking about you.
After 30 days of lockdown, You're not fat, you're just... easier to see
Self-isolation day 100: -Where is your husband? -In the garden. -But I don't see him. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's make love!
A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" She responds, "Every time I sneeze, I orgasm," The doctor asked, "Are you taking anything for it?" "Yeah, pepper.
If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge!