Date: February 22, 2020
I cant stop drinking about you.
Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers.
Latest recommendation: don't get COVID-19! Wait for COVID-20. We have information from certain sources that it is an improved version.
What the quickest way to a woman's heart? Through his chest with a knife
My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesized a new protein chain.