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Jokes Date: January 27, 2020

Can I ask you a question? You just did.

How to get rid of the hangover

If you want to get rid of the hangover try this: Get drunk again!

COVID-19 meme

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Underwear at the table

Eat under the table! You haven't underwear.

Wishing you a great year 2020!

Happy New Year! Welcome to 20! I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it. Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2020.. Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE: It takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to spread it all over the road. Don't Drink & Drive!

I don't judge people

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole.